Golfing pro, Andy Bearwell has been playing the sport for years. ‘They disqualified me from the game last year for not wearing any clothes,’ the self-proclaimed hotshot says. ‘These days bears think that the most important thing about the game is the fancy attire they wear, but it’s not. It’s more about looking convincing and creating the impression that you are about to hit a hole in one.’ When asked about the perfect swing, he said ‘Well, there was an excellent swing at the bottom of the garden where I stayed last summer. It was a hundred percent rubber and had a real strong rope. Wonderful, just wonderful.’

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